Funny Questions for Married Couples
15 questions about the specific comedy of being married to someone.
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What is my most irritating habit that you have completely given up on?
One phone between the two of you — the card says whose turn it is.
About Funny Questions for Married Couples
Funny questions for married couples have to be about the actual material of marriage — the thermostat, the in-laws, the way one of you loads a dishwasher. These 15 cards mine exactly that, which is why they only really work if you have lived together long enough to have opinions about all three.
Sample questions to get you started
- 1What is my most irritating habit that you have completely given up on?
- 2What would you tell someone marrying me to prepare for?
- 3What is the stupidest thing we have ever argued about?
- 4How do you actually feel about how I load the dishwasher?
- 5What is something you thought would change after the wedding and did not?
- 6Which of my family members would you rate lowest, and you cannot pass?
- 7What is the worst thing about sharing a bed with me?
- 8What household job would you pay any amount of money to never do again?
- 9What do I do that would confuse a stranger watching us?
- 10What is the most married thing we have ever done?
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- 11What is the longest we have gone without a proper conversation?
- 12What would our reality show be called?
- 13What do I say so often that you could mouth along with it?
- 14What is the worst present I have ever given you, honestly?
- 15What will we be arguing about in thirty years?
Tap the game above to play through all prompts.
How to play Funny Questions for Married Couples
- Whoever has been married longest reads first. That is the only rule.
- Exaggeration is encouraged. Defensiveness is not.
- Nobody is allowed to genuinely take offence.
- Fifteen cards is about twenty minutes.
Why couples love this game
Long marriages generate an enormous amount of comedy that never gets discussed because it is too ordinary to mention. Asking about it directly turns years of low-level grievance into a good evening.
Tips to make it more fun
- Best played with a drink and no children in the room.
- The dishwasher question has never once ended peacefully.
- Great with another married couple present.
- Anything that produces a real grievance is worth a proper conversation later.
Frequently asked questions
What are funny questions for married couples?
Ones about the ordinary material of marriage — chores, in-laws, sleeping arrangements, the same argument for the eleventh year. That is where the actual comedy is, and none of it usually gets discussed.
Will this start an argument?
Possibly, mildly, about the dishwasher. Agree before you start that nobody is allowed to genuinely take offence and it stays funny.
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