Funny Questions for Couples
15 questions with no useful purpose whatsoever.
15 questions · Free
What would you be arrested for, most plausibly?
One phone between the two of you — the card says whose turn it is.
About Funny Questions for Couples
Funny questions for couples do not need to teach either of you anything. These 15 exist purely to produce a good answer and a better argument — what you would be arrested for, which of your friends would go first in a horror film, and what you would name a boat.
Sample questions to get you started
- 1What would you be arrested for, most plausibly?
- 2Which of our friends dies first in a horror film?
- 3What would you name a boat?
- 4What is the worst possible name for a pub?
- 5What animal would you be able to beat in a fight?
- 6What is your most unreasonable food opinion?
- 7What would your villain origin story be?
- 8What is the worst gift you could give someone?
- 9What would be on the menu at your restaurant?
- 10What would your wrestling entrance music be?
Show all 15 questions
- 11What is the strangest thing in your house right now?
- 12What would you do first as a ghost?
- 13What is the worst possible superpower?
- 14What would your autobiography be called?
- 15What would I be famous for, if I were famous?
Tap the game above to play through all prompts.
How to play Funny Questions for Couples
- Read a card, both answer, argue about who did better.
- The worst answer picks the next card.
- No serious answers allowed.
- Takes about ten minutes for all fifteen.
Why couples love this game
Shared humour is one of the more durable things a couple has and it needs occasional new material. That is the entire justification for this deck.
Tips to make it more fun
- Commit to a specific answer — vagueness is the only way to lose.
- With four people it becomes a competition for the most indefensible answer.
- Add your own cards when you run out.
- It works well as a starter before something longer.
Frequently asked questions
What are funny questions to ask your partner?
Ones with an absurd premise and a specific answer. "What would you be arrested for?" produces a real conversation; "what makes you laugh?" produces nothing at all.
How long does this take?
About ten minutes for all fifteen. It is designed as a warm-up rather than a full evening.
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