Funny Couples Quiz
15 questions where being wrong is better than being right.
15 questions · Free
What would my partner be arrested for?
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About Funny Couples Quiz
The funny couples quiz is scored in name only. These 15 questions are chosen because the wrong answers are entertaining — what your partner would be arrested for, how they would survive a zombie apocalypse, what they would name a boat. Keep score if you must.
Sample questions to get you started
- 1What would my partner be arrested for?
- 2How long would my partner last in a zombie apocalypse?
- 3What would my partner name a boat?
- 4What is my partner's most unreasonable food opinion?
- 5What would my partner's villain origin story be?
- 6What would my partner do first as a ghost?
- 7What animal could my partner beat in a fight?
- 8What is the strangest thing my partner has ever said to me?
- 9What would my partner's autobiography be called?
- 10What would my partner do with a week of being invisible?
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- 11What is my partner's most useless talent?
- 12What would my partner's reality show be called?
- 13What would my partner spend a thousand pounds on with no warning?
- 14What is my partner's worst opinion about music?
- 15What would my partner be famous for?
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How to play Funny Couples Quiz
- Both write answers about the other person.
- Read them out and let the subject react.
- Award points for accuracy or for entertainment. Your choice.
- Fifteen questions takes about twenty minutes.
Why couples love this game
Most couples quizzes are earnest. This one exists because being confidently wrong about your partner is funnier than being right about them, and an evening that ends in laughing at each other is not a worse outcome than one that ends in insight.
Tips to make it more fun
- Award points for the funniest answer rather than the right one.
- With another couple present, let the room award the point rather than the subject.
- Take photos of the reactions.
- Add your own questions once you run out.
Frequently asked questions
What is a funny couples quiz?
One where the wrong answers are the entertainment. These questions are chosen so that a confidently wrong guess about your partner is funnier than a correct one.
How do you score it?
However you like. Awarding points for the funniest answer rather than the accurate one is the version most people end up playing.
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