Kiss Marry Kill: Couple Edition
30 impossible trios. Answer fast and try not to make it weird.
30 questions · Free
Your first crush, your first partner, your first celebrity poster.
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About Kiss Marry Kill: Couple Edition
Kiss marry kill for couples is the version where you cannot give the safe answer, because the person judging you is the one you are actually with. These 30 rounds mix celebrities, fictional characters and categories close enough to home to be genuinely uncomfortable. Answer within five seconds, then spend the next two minutes explaining yourself.
Sample questions to get you started
- 1Your first crush, your first partner, your first celebrity poster.
- 2A brilliant cook, a brilliant listener, a brilliant dancer.
- 3Someone who never argues, someone who always apologises, someone who is always right.
- 4A rock star, a pilot, a surgeon.
- 5Your favourite fictional villain, hero, and side character.
- 6Someone very funny, someone very rich, someone very kind.
- 7A morning person, a night owl, someone who never sleeps.
- 8Someone who texts constantly, rarely, or only in voice notes.
- 9Your celebrity crush at twenty, at thirty, and now.
- 10A chef, a musician, a carpenter.
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- 11Someone who plans everything, someone who plans nothing, someone who cancels everything.
- 12A brilliant driver, a brilliant navigator, a brilliant packer.
- 13The friend who always hosts, the friend who always drives, the friend who always pays.
- 14Someone who loves your family, someone your family loves, someone who avoids them.
- 15A great flirt, a great cook, a great sleeper.
- 16Someone who cries at films, someone who never does, someone who pretends not to.
- 17A person with a boat, a person with a cabin, a person with a very good sofa.
- 18Someone who reads everything, watches everything, or listens to everything.
- 19A great gift giver, a great secret keeper, a great arguer.
- 20The tallest, funniest, and most patient person you know.
- 21Someone who never checks their phone, never loses their keys, never runs late.
- 22A person who remembers every anniversary, every conversation, or every joke.
- 23Someone who travels constantly, someone who never leaves home, someone who moves every year.
- 24A great singer, a great whistler, a great hummer.
- 25The most stubborn, most generous and most competitive person you know.
- 26Someone who wants a big family, no family, or is entirely undecided.
- 27A very early riser, a very heavy sleeper, a very loud snorer.
- 28The version of me from our first date, from last year, and from ten years' time.
- 29Someone exactly like your best friend, exactly like your sibling, exactly like me.
- 30The last three people who texted you.
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How to play Kiss Marry Kill: Couple Edition
- Read the three options out loud.
- Both of you assign kiss, marry and kill within five seconds.
- Compare answers. Identical rankings score a point.
- Every answer gets one sentence of defence and no more.
- Swap who reads each round so neither of you sets the tone.
Why couples love this game
It is a stupid game, and that is the point. The entertainment is not in the choice, it is in watching your partner rank three options while you are sitting right there. Couples who play it usually end up somewhere unexpected — the arguments are never about the celebrity, they are about the reasoning.
Tips to make it more fun
- Five seconds is the rule for a reason. Thinking about it ruins it.
- Add your own trio using people you both know, if you dare.
- It is a great warm-up game before something longer.
- Nobody is allowed to be genuinely offended. That is agreed before the first card.
- Play it with another couple and let the room vote on the best reasoning.
Frequently asked questions
How do you play kiss marry kill as a couple?
Read the three options, assign kiss, marry and kill within five seconds each, then compare. With two players the entertainment is entirely in the defence, so give one sentence of reasoning per answer and move on.
Is kiss marry kill a good couples game?
As a warm-up, yes. It is fast, silly and gets both of you talking before a longer game. It is not a game to play if either of you is genuinely insecure about the answers — agree that up front.
How many rounds are there?
30, free and no sign-up. Shuffle for a different order, and add your own trios once you run out.
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